Insane Story Pitch of the Day

Attn: freelancers. Does anyone have time for this story? It seems like it might take years to write..

I need to contact a reporter, I'm thinking maybe The Stranger would be appropriate ...

The story involves DSHS, illegal immigrants, domestic violence, Guatamalen gang wars, Native American (Mayan indian) rights, custody wars, family dynamics, a mother abandoning her children, anger issues, passive aggressive parenting, emotional abuse, gay parenting, grandparents' rights, bad practices naturopathic physician, HIPAA violations, interstate child custody laws, child kidnapping and abuse, and much more.

Any recommendations?

Thanks everyone,