What the Fuck Am I Going To Write About When I'm Back in Seattle?

This is what totally sucks about a travel blog; unless you say fuck you to the ol' US of A and stay forever traveling, the travel blog has an expiration date. The expiration date for this travel blog is coming up soon, and then I'm going to have to find something new to blog about. I can just see the rest of my posts:

"I hate America. It is raining outside and my parents are irritating me. Went to Grateful Bread, came home. Saw a pretty flower."

Uch. I'm going to have to do something crazy when I get home, something consistently crazy every day, so I can have a steady stream of things to talk about here.