Vanity Fair: Tina Fey Used to be Fat

So we knew this right? And Maureen Dowd is obsessed with this.

Then she retreated backstage at S.N.L., wore a ski hat, and gained weight writing sharp, funny jokes and eating junk food. Then she lost 30 pounds, fixed her hair, put on a pair of hot-teacher glasses, and made her name throwing lightning-bolt zingers on “Weekend Update.”

It's all about Tina Fey's previous girth. It's literally the most annoying article I've ever read on someone I love.

"How did she go from ugly duckling to swan?" "Given her frumpy start in comedy", "Her makeover is the stuff of legend", “She doesn’t have the looks,” Mengers told him." "She was very mousy. I thought, Well, they gotta be having an affair." "I really wasn’t heavy in high school,” "I’m five four and a half, and I think I was maxing out at just short of 150 pounds, which isn’t so big." "I looked like a behemoth, a little bit. It was probably a bad sweater or something." "You’ve got to pop one more button on that blouse and you’ve got to get that hair done and you’ve got to go!" "they bonded over hot veal sandwiches and their appreciation of 'sarcastic humor'" "She wanted to be “PBS pretty”" "O.K., I’m starting Weight Watchers.” "Please, please make sure you’re eating.”’ "McKay recalls Fey telling a story about her heavier days" "you’ve got to get that hair done and you’ve got to go!"

Tina: us gays don't care about your looks. When I read an interview with you, I want zingers.