WebMd

Remember the time when you actually had to call up a doctor and ask him what was wrong with you? I don't. These days, every twitch, every stomach pain, every day of feeling le tired has a cause which can be found online.

Which brings us to...THE SYMPTOM CHECKER. This hypochondriac's wet dream can be found by clicking on a corner of the WebMd home page. Click, and up pops thousands of symptoms. Are you confused? Perhaps you have dimentia from a head injury. Tired? Chronic kidney disease. Hungry for ice, dirt, or paper? Wait...what?



Maybe you have...crazymouth?

Real cause in the comments thread.