Oh My God Berlin

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Notes on Runyon Canyon

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-You can truly wear whatever the fuck you want. Last week, I saw someone wearing sweatpants with the words “I’m beautiful” spread a cross...
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Sunday, February 7, 2016

Inside the Heads of the People You See in LA Traffic

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Man with buzzcut in neon blue Toyota Yaris near Wilshire and Santa Monica This dude is listening to the Serial podcast and starting to thi...
Wednesday, December 31, 2014

This Play-Doh Applicator Needs More Flair

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Play-Doh is deleting comments from their Facebook page after parents expressed outrage over a new penis-shaped toy. -Buzzfeed ...
Friday, December 19, 2014

Surviving Winter in Los Angeles

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You're sitting on a repurposed car seat, typing on an IKEA desk. The bed next to you has legs that sit in circular plastic plates to...
Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Annie is DONE with L.A.

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At the Target store, Annie had made sweeping declarations, dismissing entire departments of the store for selling stuff that was “depressin...
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Friday, April 11, 2014

5 Thoughts on Moving to LA

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1 People in LA communicate more through windshields than they do in person. This is terrifying. My own relationship to driving has ev...
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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

How Could You Leave Us? A Pre-Deactivation Facebook Survey

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  Facebook is 'dead and buried' to older teenagers, an  extensive European study  has found, as the key age group moves on to Twi...
Thursday, November 21, 2013

Heil, Y'all!

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Rob arrived late to the job interview. He’d planned his day to get there on time, but things had kept piling up between him and the time of ...
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