So I can die now. I can officially die!
Check it:
The whole point of this blog hasn't been to talk about being Jewish or being in Seattle or being young and beautiful and well-traveled. Or to score brownie points with other journalists. No no no no no no!
The whole point of this blog has been to knock Major H Steven Blum (US Commander of somethingoranother in Iraq) off the first page of Google search, and re-instate MY name. The voice actor Steven Blum, whatever, he'll always be there, but Major H Steven Blum was supposed to go.
And, well, if you google my name now. Well, Major H Steven Blum is still there. But so am I! Right under him. On the first page. It's like we're making love. Which we probably wouldn't do. Since gays can't join the army. And he went to University of Baltimore (which is like, what? why would you do that to yourself?) But, anyway, I'm under him. Help me put myself over him. Tell everyone that Ohmygodseattle.blogspot.com is the best place for essays on modern life and straight porn.
Ohmygodseattle. It's for the children.
1 comment:
I hear ya, girlfriend...I'm hideously excited that I knocked off some boring British bicyclist by the same name, which is pretty shitty of me considering MY name is a pseudonym and I'm assuming that Michael Strangeways is the cyclist's real name...
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