Lauren Weedman Does Not Want To Sign Your Book

Funnylady Lauren Weedman was at Bumbershoot yesterday, and I tried to flag her down after her show for an autograph but she was too busy talking to a gay dude and doing a shtick about how no one buys her books.

"This is pathetic. Just one person," she said, looking at me, the sole person in line, holding her own book. "Hi there!"

I handed her the book and said, "just write something offensive in it."

This is what she wrote:



In case you can't read her handwriting, the note says:

"Steven- I was really busy and you rudely interrupted my friends and I. Thanks."

I think I adore her even more now