I think I Just Ate an Ant

I ate an egg sandwich a couple hours ago, and I think I also ate an ant. There were ants on the plate, but I ate the egg sandwich anyway because I like egg sandwiches. I feel weird, and kind of cool. Cool people go all out when they're abroad and get food-borne illnesses because they're really integrating themselves into the culture. You can't integrate yourself into a culture without eating sometimes shitty food and sometimes getting sick. I'm no scrotum; I take food risks. Now excuse me while I gag over the toilet.