In reality, your love would quickly fade after the McConagay smeared your couch with a combination of sweat and orange tanning spray and the marathon nude, bongo playing sessions would get old fast...
Plus, Lance Armstrong would be hanging around all the time.
Gross.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to alienate you, loyal reader
ReplyDeleteIn reality, your love would quickly fade after the McConagay smeared your couch with a combination of sweat and orange tanning spray and the marathon nude, bongo playing sessions would get old fast...
ReplyDeletePlus, Lance Armstrong would be hanging around all the time.