Cut It Out!

Okay seriously guys! I mean seriously! You need to stop talking shit about Palin! She can totally hear you, you guys. It's making her totally depressed. I'm not fucking around. She's literally depressed now, guys, and it's all because of you. She can ban books, but she can't ban TV's, and she can hear you and everything on the TV and it's affecting her ability to give speeches. She used to get all excited before she went on one of her long rants about all those mean folks who were taling shit about her gay best friend, and now she doesn't even want to come out of her room. She's wearing sweatpants now, guys! All day! And she's been eating out of the same cereal bowl for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She refuses to cut her bangs! And that mustard stain on her shirt? She totally rejected my offer to use the Tide To Go stick. It's not funny, guys!