Monday, June 30, 2008

No Air

This is the greatest song I have ever heard. By the drum outro, I'm rolling on the floor and orgasming all over myself. Chris Brown: I want to make babies with you. Jordin Sparks: you're OK too I guess. Seriously, listening to this song is like having a good high school dance flashback. You're pretending to enjoy rubbing up against some girl's butt, (but you're checking out the boy next to her), but none of it matters because the song that's playing is the defining song of your high school career. It's the one that plays at prom, and then at the graduation party, twice. You're not sure it's safe to listen to music like this all the time, because if you really listen to it, you might get swept away and never come back.

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