Yes! I have Pink Eye!
For all the people who don't know what this means to me, and my life: pink eye means a constant stream of tears run out of my eye. My eye is not red so I don't look diseased, but I am constantly "crying."
I cried on the bus to class, on the walk to class, and while talking to my friend Tristan.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?'" he asked me.
"I have conjunctivitis!" I said to him.
"Ew."
Yes! Ew!
"Oh calm down, Tristan. I'm not going to cry all over you."
Even as I'm typing this right now, I'm crying a little bit. And I'm perfectly happy! No really, I swear I am.
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