Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Why Hello There, Lane Bryant

For some reason, I have a ravenous appetite in South Africa and I've been saying super annoying girly things at meals like "Wow, I really shouldn't eat this," and "I love chocolate but it makes me fat." I've been saying these things because there are thoughts (new thoughts!) flying through my head and I feel like I have to share them.

All of my life I've been the gay friend that told my fat girl friends "stop worrying about your weight and live a little!" but now that I have this ravenous appetite, I understand and appreciate the horror that comes from eating everything on one's plate and remaining hungry.

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